Here at Mr. Kitty, we've got ACRES AND ACRES of FREE music and sound... that's right, we're GIVING IT AWAY!! We must be CRAAAAAAAAZY! sound files changed on a weekly basis. no hotlinking please. we do not necessarily own the rights to any sound files presented on this page. for amusement purposes only. void where prohibited. So come on down, before our PSYCHIATRISTS prescribe us with some sort of ANTI-PSYCHOTIC MEDICATION!!!
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It's a new year and time to completely reinvent your personality and use your new personal magnetism to crush your enemies and build a giant pyramid out of their skulls, horrifying the civilized world and leaving a legacy of nighmarish terror that will disgust generations to come! Or just quit smoking and get to work on time, you loser.

Here to help you achieve excellence are two records from the Success Motivation Institute! ELMER LETERMAN, 12 times named America's Master Salesman, takes us through the key ingredient of salesmanship - work! And believe me if you think being a salesman means sitting around waiting for the phone to ring, you are sadly mistaken sir!

And MILLARD BENNETT, America's Salesman Of Salesmen, reminds us that success is "up to you" as the laws of nature itself bend time and space towards one inexorable conclusion - SALES! Will the combined selling power of these two giants result in a tremendous atomic explosion of personal growth and success? Or will the peppy background music-- carefully mixed in by the sales geniuses at Mr. Kitty-- lull you into a pop music dead end? It's up to you!

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