We all remember our teen years, and how important peer pressure was. On the other hand, if I went to a school where the "most popular girls' club" was called the "Crank Prank Club", I probably would've opted for home schooling and the life of a hermit.
Clown hats...? Yeah, home schooling, definitely. Or maybe the folks would agree to a private boarding school far far away. Also, apparently it's the "Cranky Pranks" not "Crank Pranks".
Hey, remember that puppet that was, like, mentally retarded? It was really funny when he went I GOT MAIL YAAAYYYY... no, that was "Crank Yankers". N/M.
Wow, that's a pretty violent school... he's really shot down that many girls? And now the All-Girl Clown-Hat-Wearing Revenge Squad is going to shoot HIM down... oh, I suppose they're talking about dumping him, not actually shooting him. That makes more sense.
Wait, no it doesn't.
And now Our Heroine makes her play for this guy, who looks to be about 27, who is undoubtedly charmed by her wise-cracking thought balloons.
"GOOD! YOU'LL LOVE THAT! YES I'D LIKE THAT"
WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT, HE'S READ A BOOK. I BET HE CAN EVEN TIE HIS OWN SHOE LACES THE BIG SHOWOFF. I'm beginning to think they don't teach much in her school other than Wearing Stupid Clown Hats 101 and Introduction To Pointless Pranks on Total Strangers.
Honey, you owe it to American Womanhood to shut the fuck up with those asinine thought balloons.
Actually, I think I'm going to work the phrase "I can't join the Cranky Pranks if I don't!" into all of my conversations. Conversations, hell, I'm going to answer the phone like that from now on.
"Of COURSE I like you! Being around someone as dumb and suggestible as you are will only make ME look smarter! Now check it out, I'm reading a book! GET A LOAD OF ME!!!"
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