BOOO! BRRRR! ARRRGGGGHHH! It's almost Halloween, and you know what that means-- time to examine DC comics' lame attempts at persuading us that GHOSTS ARE REAL!!!!


OK, first of all, those aren't exactly "rumors", and secondly, what does that caption have to do with an American astronaut watching a re-run of "Scooby-Doo"?


This is actually very true. This is also why Mackenzie King is known in Canada as "Our Most Batshit Crazy Prime Minister".


So remember, if you want your show to be a hit, hire a fruit with a pointy goatee to paint himself in iridescent yellow paint and walk around the catwalks. Just be sure you don't hire actors who are so amateur that they stop singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Out Of My Hair" to point and go "huh, what's that."


Also, Betty Ford reported seeing phantom pink elephants!
Oh, that was mean. I'm sorry.


NO GIANT CAESAR, DO NOT FALL ON TINY JFK!!!


Yep, I'd be wary too. That looks like one ghost who loves to buttrape.


Okay, I'm preeeeeeety sure random words suddenly popping up on a big tape-and-punchcard computer wouldn't be considered iron-clad evidence of anything other than a complete lack of understanding of how those computers worked. Though I'm sure the "Ultronic 2000" was totally a real computer! Really!!

CARL JUNG DEATH RAY!!!!!!
Sometimes an exploding china cabinet is just an exploding china cabinet, Sigmund!
You know, I can accept an artist not knowing exactly what Jung looked like. But who the hell doesn't know what FREUD looked like? Dude in this picture looks more like Mozart.

Now you can buy Stupid Comics merchandise from the Mister Kitty Stupid Store, your One-Stop Stupid Shop!!

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