Just like the best standup comedians, STUPID COMICS now pauses to consider pondering the questions that we've all wondered about at one time or another. Let's consider wondering thinking about asking those questions, won't we? Yes.

DID YOU EVER WONDER... just how Richie Rich feels about money?


DIDJA EVER THINK... what if it was the mid 1960s and you had to sell the popular French comic character ASTERIX to a British, Anglophone, largely xenophobic and Franco-hating audience?


Hey, it's easy, just make Asterix British and give him "bags of grit". I think they're referring to his testicles.

'JA EVER WONDER.... what would Midge think if Moose starred in an all-male adult film with a "messy" finish?

Because I know you've wondered that! Well okay, SOME of you have wondered that. All right, so it was just that one guy.

EVER ASK YOURSELF... what scares tuff ghosts?

HIPPIES. That's what scares ghosts. DIRTY BAREFOOT HIPPIES.

EVER WONDER dot dot dot if you aren't sometimes reading things into comic book dialog that simply aren't there?

Because I think they knew what they were doing all along.

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHAT WOULD IT BE LIKE IF THE BEATLES VISITED RIVERDALE AND THE ARCHIE GANG?

Well Dan DeCarlo did.


'JA EVER THINK ABOUT what would happen if Little Eva sold weed?


No Little Eva! Don't smoke the "magic grass"! Dealers gotta stay sharp! No!!


OH MAN IT'S A GROOVY FREAKOUT OF PSYCHEDELIC VIBES MAN!!

DID YOU EVER THINK TO WONDER... what bitches like?

Bitches like the big bones. Yeah that's right we went there. Because that's how we roll. With Little Dot. That's how.

DIDJA EVAH WONDAH... how to sell crazy T-shirts to kids whose attention has been completely distracted by (a) monsters, (b) hot rods, and (c) Batman?


PERHAPS YOU'VE BEEN WONDERING... what would Stumbo look like with facial hair?

LADIES. STUMBO IS HERE.


STUMBO IS HERE TO MAKE YOUR EVENING ONE OF SUAVE SOPHISTICATION AND ROMANCE. YOU MUST NOT RESIST THE STUMBO.

DID YOU EVER WONDER... if you need glasses?

See? You need glasses. Or at least an aspirin for your headache.

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