Do your parties lack sparkle? Do the kids stand around, staring at the walls, bored out of their skulls? Well, fret no more because comic books have the ULTIMATE PARTY SOLUTION!!
Throw a "Wooly Wiglet Party!" Forget those cheap masks and cheesy costumes - modern masquerade parties are all about the wiglets! Sure, it's a teentsy bit more work for the girls, but it will all be worth it when you see how much fun everybody has wearing bits of yarn on their head.
Sadly, the girl in the middle doesn't seem to be getting into the spirit of wooly wigletting. In fact she seems downright embarrassed to be sporting a "billowy bun wiglet". Come on gal, get with the program!
Say Sally, this is just like those adult parties where everybody wears masks and trades keys! Gosh, I wonder why people would want to trade keys? What good is that? Gee whiz!
That's right Betty, you spent all day cleaning the house for this stupid party, you were up until 2:00am making those goddamn wooly wiglets and fake moustaches, and now you have to spend the entire party in the kitchen beating Coke and ice cream together. Oh, and this needs some shaved chocolate too. Have fun Betty!
I've been to a few parties where the gals had their "toppings" lifted. In fact if you serve something stronger than ice cream and Coke sometimes the ladies will lift those "toppings" themselves. And that's MY party hint.
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