It's back to the animal-feed well once again as Mister Kitty delves deep into his giant DRESPRINT SAX bag of Kasco Komics! These late 1940S promotional comics- drawn by Bill "Katy Keene" Woggon!- featured an array of exciting stories all revolving around the various feeds and mixes produced by Kasco Mills. And their spokesperson was none other than the glamorous and exciting Kitty Kasco!
Uh-oh, looks like $uper-Hen isn't quite as content as she ought to be, what with all the yummy Kasco Egg Producer she's given! What gives, $uper-Hen?
$uper-Hen! Don't believe that ad you read in the newspaper! Because.. you can read? Yes, well, she IS $uper-Hen. I'll ignore the obvious question of why a fox that can place ads in newspapers can't just go to the grocery store and buy all the chickens he wants. Where's the fun in that?
This is a pretty charming couple of panels here with Harry Fox in tux and tails, greeting $uper-Hen all gussied up in her dollar-sign bonnet. But the winner is Cigarette-Smoking Dog Announcer, he's smugly awesome.
Kitty is very worried about $uper-Hen! So worried that she goes on about her daily routine as normal. But what can one farm girl do against a fox that owns a radio station?
Cigarette-smoking dog is working the boards as $uper-Hen cuts her first disco single - CUT CUT KA-DA-KUT BOOGIE! Gonna be number one with a pullet! Get it? "Pullet?" I kill me.
Cigarette-smoking dog watches with glee as Harry Fox takes $uper-Hen for a meal at the fanciest restaurant in town! A restaurant that - as we pointed out earlier - would undoubtedly serve Harry Fox as much chicken as he could eat. But no, Harry Fox has to have $uper-Hen. No other hen will do. No, Harry! Don't feed $uper-Hen KASCO BODY BUILDER PELLETS---!
NOT TODAY MISTER FOX!! NOW TASTE THE JUSTICE-MARINATED FIST OF $UPER-HEN!!
As God as my witness, I thought chickens couldn't fly. That was before Kasco Body Builder Pellets, I suppose.
Radiating bolts of mysterious red lightning, $uper-Hen is ready to GET LAID!! See, I went there. I bet you didn't think I'd go there, but I did.
"Oh $uper-Hen, you're wonderful!" Kitty sighed as she assumed the exact same pose as in the first panel of this story. Now her only trouble is hauling those huge sacks of egg profits down to the bank!! Want those kinds of problems? Feed your hens KASCO EGG PRODUCER and KASCO BODY BUILDER PULLETS - and then STAND BACK!
Now you can buy Stupid Comics merchandise from the Mister Kitty Stupid Store, your One-Stop Stupid Shop!!
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