Spiderman reveals a shameful secret of his mysterious past. I wonder if he ever looked this guy up after he got his super powers and acted out pictures from another magazine - SAVAGE BEATING QUARTERLY.
Meanwhile on the DC side of the aisle, Superman stands tall and defends truth, justice, the American Way, and Radio Shack TRS-80 computers!!
Superman's super brain has been bamboozled by Major Disaster, so it's up to the Trash-80 to do Superman's thinking for him. In real life this would mean Superman would be saying "10 GOTO 20" a lot, and would come with a tractor-feed dot matrix printer.
That's the TRS-80, kids. Only $1999 at your local Radio Shack. Twenty years later you'll be able to buy a wristwatch for $5 that has more memory and fifteen times the processing power. Isn't technology wonderful?
Meanwhile Spiderman and the Hulk are battling each other in a fantastic destruction duel to the death that threatens to demolish the entire world - AND serve as an advertising supplement for the Columbus Dispatch!
Did every kid in Columbus get Underoos for Christmas that year? Don't thank the power of advertising, thank the willingness of Spiderman and the Hulk to batter each other senseless!
Now you can buy Stupid Comics merchandise from the Mister Kitty Stupid Store, your One-Stop Stupid Shop!!
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