When last we left Sabrina the Teenage Witch, she was getting some unfortunate spraying in her face. Now we see her boyfriend, Harvey, will stop at nothing to fulfill his bizarre desires.
Oh, Harvey, just be sure to get the dress cleaned when you're done!
Soooo... if he killed Satan that means... he's the good guy? I swear, the 70s were such a confusing time.
"Nerd"? Oh BURN. Archie better be thankful Jughead didn't call him something REALLY mean, like "asshat". Also, when your regular nickname is "Jughead", does it really matter if people call you "Captain Thrash"? Or "Captain Trash", for that matter? I mean, what's the difference?
OH NO RED IS GREEN???? So, uh, what's green? Fuschia? Or just another shade of green, like forest green? Also, who really gives a shit? HOW DOES THIS RATE A COVER, DC???
Well, look on the bright side, Jimmy. At least you weren't sold into slavery to that creepy beardo cosplaying as Batman. I mean, it's not like it isn't obvious what HE'D be using you for!
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