LEGION OF SUPER HEROES' DATING DOS AND DONT'S
If you've got a 30th century group of teenage superheroes, the natural impulses of youthful hormones can lead to trouble, heartbreak, and disaster at the hands of crazed futuristic supervillians. So take a tip from the Legion and keep these handy examples in mind.
Dance crazes from other planets are fine and dandy, but letting your computer decide who gets to kiss who is sure-fire fun for all! Especially when the computer says Duo Damsel should kiss Lightning Lass, or Superboy should kiss Pete Ross!
Don't forget to obsess over girls. Dude, you met her once. ONCE! Move on, dude!
If you love something, set it free, and if it doesn't come back, hunt someone else down and kill him.
District attorneys take note: girls are always prejudiced in favor of people who have romances.
Superboy and Pete Ross discuss their relationship in the back of a darkened theater. This is the best place for men to come to grips with their feelings for other men. Also for the gay sex.
What should you do when the nerds show up? Attack them with your super-pets! SIC THOSE NERDS! Nothing humiliates like getting beat up by Streaky the Super Cat.
I bet you didn't know that Lana Lang had a ring that would transform her into a bee-assed superheroine named Insect Queen who frequently spins Superboy into giant webs. How come this never happens on the SMALLVILLE TV show?
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