THIS WEEK: BATTLING "MY HEAD HAS TURNED INTO A CELESTIAL BODY" STORIES!
"Put your hand inside the comet head, put your hand inside the comet head..." I figure if you're geeky enough to read this page, you're geeky enough to appreciate They Might Be Giants. Note how the guy in the background, standing in front of the billboard, is also apparently having "wrong head, no mouth" problems. Either that or the letterer screwed up Comet Guy's thought balloon. I like the guy peering out from behind the billboard, too. I wonder what HIS problem is.
Uh oh! Driving around with a comet head is bad enough, but driving around with "heavily tanned" skinned is bound to get you pulled over and your trunk searched!
Can't figure out the most romantic way to let them know your head is a comet? Say it with skywriting! And don't forget to eat at Joe's!
Yeah, affecting tidal patterns would suck, but he should consider himself lucky he isn't in a house filled with women between the ages of 13 and 50. THEN he'd be in some trouble, let me tell you!
Yes, that makes perfect sense. BTW, he's "cured" of being a guy with a moon for a head when he gets hit by lightning. That, too, makes perfect sense. SHUT UP IT DOES.
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