The newspaper Clark Kent works at... The Daily Planet... I don't know, sometimes I think they need a new editor.


I've nothing against honouring one's fathers, but is this really worth a front-page banner headline? And is there some reason you're not supposed to pay tribute to your dad if he's dead? Is that some sort of Metropolis custom I'm unfamiliar with?


Well, Perry, I don't wanna tell you how to run your business but maybe the story would've been easier to write if you'd left a little room UNDER THAT HUGE ENORMOUS PARAGRAPH OF A HEADLINE. Geez, save a little for the actual story next time, willya?


In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.


Okay, this headline wouldn't be so bad if it was on the society page, but the front page? A 3 line banner headline for a policeman's daughter? How small a town IS Metropolis, anyway? And why does Lois look like she washes herself with a rag on a stick?


Short answer: No and No. I guess the Planet experimented with being a Weekly World News-like publication.

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