BEING the adventure of two cartoon animals mingling freely with a cast of realistically drawn adventure characters, and the confusion that results therein.
Wha... what? What happened? How did I get here? Those men - those men on camels - they have FIVE FINGERS!!
I'm on television! Reporting? What am I, Walter Cronkheit? What is a "fongoon yacht" and why would I get clobbered there? I'm really saying I got stinking drunk, right?
Yeah, because one of the most difficult mysteries of biblical archeology is going to be solved by a talking mouse in a trenchcoat and an extra from a Corto Maltese comic.
I'd gasp too, if there were cartoon mice under my sheets. Wearing hats and trenchcoats.
I think Mickey is trying to tell this guy in a polite way that he smells like dead fish.
I don't blame Beefy here for being hostile. Some giant bucktoothed dog comes sauntering into your secret hideout, you're gonna have some questions.
Man! What IS it with Goofy and the chicks! He's always saying "Garsh!" and he's had that same stupid hat since 1940, but somehow he ALWAYS winds up with the womens! It's the hat, isn't it? I knew it.
Even though I'm pleased at Mickey's choice in fine German automobiles, I wish Hayley Mills here would finish her sentences.
The "it" in this sentence refers to:
a. A giant arrangement of lenses designed to melt carbon into diamonds
b. Wizard Magazine's price guide
c. crack cocaine
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