Kool-Aid Man!! Marvel Comics! Dan DeCarlo!! OH YEAAHH!!!!!!
Kids, and Jane Wiedlin from the Go-Gos, are menaced by anthropomorphic representations of thirst. As if a giant talking pitcher exhorting children to drink of his red bodily fluids wasn't symbolic enough.
OH YEAH!! Uh, we worked hard on that sign, and... uh... never mind.
This next image defies description, so I'm just gonna put it out there.
See, I told you.
Surely, good fellows, we are in concord that the spectacle of such a Titanic, verbose, crimson vessel, cavorting 'midst Boston town and querying after yellow miscreants, should be recorded in the annals of such a prominent township! Mayhap 'tis a jest of those sportive Virginians, assuredly!
OH YEAH! CRASHING THROUGH HULL OF SHIP, SENDING TO BOTTOM OF BOSTON HARBOR!! OHH YEAAHH!!
OH YEAH! RUNNING AROUND BREAKING THINGS! HOW IS THIS DIFFERENT FROM WHAT THE KOOL-AID MAN DOES, EXACTLY? OHH YEAAHH!!
A giant red pitcher has just smashed through the wall of my cabin, doing thousands of dollars in structural damage, and YOU'RE worried about camping gear. OHH YEAAHHHHHH!!!
Remember children, no matter where you are or how hard you try to hide, the KOOL-AID MAN will FIND YOU and SMASH THROUGH THE CAVE WALL SHOWERING YOU PAINFULLY WITH ROCK! OHHH YEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
My better happy ending involves the KOOL-AID MAN repairing the damage he's done by bursting through walls every single time he senses the slightest bit of thirst. But that's me.
And when you set up your own Kool-Aid (R) stand in front of the house, don't forget that Kool-Aid (R) is a Registered Trademark, even on quaint hand-scrawled signage! OHHH YEAAAAHHHHH!11!1!!!
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